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Nov 11 '11
exsexily-whorebible:

Aaahhhhhh I AM SO EXCITED YOU GUYS?!?!?!
Jake and Jane are precious, and I can’t wait to see Mom and Bro!!!
Also I would totally play this game. LET’S UNLOCK MOM AND BRO.

exsexily-whorebible:

Aaahhhhhh I AM SO EXCITED YOU GUYS?!?!?!

Jake and Jane are precious, and I can’t wait to see Mom and Bro!!!

Also I would totally play this game. LET’S UNLOCK MOM AND BRO.

(Source: time-is-dead-kids)

753 notes (via ashisaloser & time-is-dead-kids)Tags: jake english jane crocker mom lalonde? bro strider? my art homestuck act 6

Nov 10 '11

sexyserketssexysex8logofsexysex:

Everything so far. ;;;;____;;;; Need to do mo8r!

8D

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Nov 10 '11

haha woops i reblogged the wrong one…

Nov 10 '11

THIS FEELS SO WEIRD….

8U

maybe… i will keep this… I DONT KNOW.

3 notes

Nov 10 '11

i think im changing my tumblr name

to “sweetcherryfuck” now.

since i dont go by “kaybeer” anymore. 8I

either that or something strider or Mom related. WHAT DO…

7 notes Tags: life decisions blog 2k11

Nov 10 '11

People on FA

  • Artist: Hey, here's this journal to me/a friend who could really use money! It's just really important I/they make money or else x will happen. Here are examples of my/their work! Commission info as follows.
  • What's normally seen: OH MAN I REALLY WISH I COULD HELP
  • Followed be: Yeah man, if I had money I'd totally buy some!
  • If the artist(s) in question has/have a fan base: Here, I'll take x slot!
  • Everyone else: Wish I could help, good luck!
  • Artist: Oh man, this got a lot of comments; this situation will be taken care of in no time, then!
  • Artist: ....

3 notes (via scenefux)Tags: this is pretty much everyone everywhere

Nov 10 '11
lereignbutt:

:o) This is my half of an art trade with Kaybeer
She wanted Dave/Terezi and I was happy to comply!
There sure is a fuck ton of red here.

GYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I AM SO HAPPY AUGH ILUSM CHESKA AUUUGHHHH SOB ILUILU

lereignbutt:

:o) This is my half of an art trade with Kaybeer

She wanted Dave/Terezi and I was happy to comply!

There sure is a fuck ton of red here.

GYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I AM SO HAPPY AUGH ILUSM CHESKA AUUUGHHHH SOB ILUILU

206 notes (via turntechgoddamnit)Tags: Homestuck Dave Strider Terezi Dave x Terezi SW33T CHERRY FUCK

Nov 10 '11

diarahan asked:

Ooooh a harem, is there a space left for this bunny?

Oh hell to the yes there is, precious. <3

Nov 10 '11

vampireshadow asked:

did you get the picture in your email?

I just checked and

good god

this totally warrants placement in my harem.

this is amazing

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Nov 10 '11
WHO&#8217;S READY TO GET THEIR CRUNK ON WITH MOM??????????????????????/
It&#8217;s ashisaloser's birthday today!!!! And as a lovely lady of my harem (and the fact I love her to pieces anyway for multiple reasons) I wanted to make her a present. 8) &lt;3
If you haven&#8217;t followed her or her HILARIOUSLY AWESOME Ask Drunk Mom Lalonde blog???? GO FUCKING DO IT.
Love you Ash 8D Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO’S READY TO GET THEIR CRUNK ON WITH MOM??????????????????????/

It’s ashisaloser's birthday today!!!! And as a lovely lady of my harem (and the fact I love her to pieces anyway for multiple reasons) I wanted to make her a present. 8) <3

If you haven’t followed her or her HILARIOUSLY AWESOME Ask Drunk Mom Lalonde blog???? GO FUCKING DO IT.

Love you Ash 8D Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

220 notes Tags: mom lalonde nsfw sort of my art HAPPY BIRTHDAY shots shots shots shot-shot-shots shots!

Nov 10 '11

a special somebody

is getting a special something

on their special day

2 notes Tags: shhhh dont tell ash

Nov 10 '11

*~*~*SPARKLEHAREM*~*~*

chrc:

kaybeer:

List of internet girlfriends:

  • katermuffins
  • winds-shadow
  • peacakes
  • violet-grayson
  • ludicrousbox
  • wolfskitten
  • candyreddaydreams
  • godtierkristin
  • ashis(not)aloser
  • greenteeks
  • literatehyaena
  • brookshanks
  • authoressfreehander
  • scourgescout

I THINK I AM ONLY GOING TO TAKE ONE MORE because I actually… am going to do something with you guys. u w u Thanks for joining, my preshus babbys.

 :c What about meeeee?

are you wearing a dress…..

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Nov 10 '11
deeum:

rose-et-vert:

sprite37:

rosalarian:

luckyshirt:

Dear guy who just made my burrito:
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients from one end to the other, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws to accommodate such methods. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.
And guess what else, player? You can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.


How in fuck hell do you make a burrito like this?! HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A BURRITO THAT BADLY?! It’s like forgetting how to breathe

sour cream empire

In goddamn tears.
Cheeseosphere

this is amazing in every way possible

deeum:

rose-et-vert:

sprite37:

rosalarian:

luckyshirt:

Dear guy who just made my burrito:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients from one end to the other, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws to accommodate such methods. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.

And guess what else, player? You can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

How in fuck hell do you make a burrito like this?! HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A BURRITO THAT BADLY?! It’s like forgetting how to breathe

sour cream empire

In goddamn tears.

Cheeseosphere

this is amazing in every way possible

98,717 notes (via deeum & luckyshirt)

Nov 10 '11

*~*~*SPARKLEHAREM*~*~*

List of internet girlfriends:

  • katermuffins
  • winds-shadow
  • peacakes
  • violet-grayson
  • ludicrousbox
  • wolfskitten
  • candyreddaydreams
  • godtierkristin
  • ashis(not)aloser
  • greenteeks
  • literatehyaena
  • brookshanks
  • authoressfreehander
  • scourgescout

I THINK I AM ONLY GOING TO TAKE ONE MORE because I actually… am going to do something with you guys. u w u Thanks for joining, my preshus babbys.

33 notes (via kaybeer)Tags: my lovely ladies sparkleharem seriously i love you all